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My name is [name here]. I think that everyone is wrong and I am ALWAYS right. Whenever someone is wrong-- especially if it has nothing to do with me personally, i like to open my big mouth and announce the exact opposite of whatever some choobler says it against MY exact morals!!!!!"

My fucking god, I just wanted to tip someone for providing a service. Not abort a fucking baby. No need to be a dickhead about it and bite my head off for suggesting doing something nice. Def not doing anything for you, ever.

Also unrelated: Give me back my golden conch!!!!11111

I have decided I am going to be about protecting the environment. Because clearly you fucking meat-bags haven't figured out yet that pouring raw sewage and contaminated water from nuclear power plants ain't a great idea.

Also taking things that aren't yours from the sea is called "stealing". I will also dedicate my life to getting back my golden conch from those meddling clock-crew members. Why? because fuck you. I'm Trident clock.

I'M TRIDENT_CLOCK HAHAHA!!!11ONE!!11