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My name is [name here]. I think that everyone is wrong and I am ALWAYS right. Whenever someone is wrong-- especially if it has nothing to do with me personally, i like to open my big mouth and announce the exact opposite of whatever some choobler says it against MY exact morals!!!!!"

My fucking god, I just wanted to tip someone for providing a service. Not abort a fucking baby. No need to be a dickhead about it and bite my head off for suggesting doing something nice. Def not doing anything for you, ever.

Also unrelated: Give me back my golden conch!!!!11111